Smarterchild conversation[some lulz]

[Daddy]

[03:34] JMV290: herro
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Hey. What's up? What can I do for you?
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[03:34] JMV290: wut
[03:34] SmarterChild: What up?
[03:34] JMV290: hi
[03:34] SmarterChild: Yes? What can I do for you?
[03:34] JMV290: wana play
[03:34] SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
[03:35] JMV290: 01970 pl0x
[03:35] SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Salem, MA (01970) on Thursday, June 14th:

  1 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End [PG13]
  2 Shrek the Third [PG]
  3 Ocean's Thirteen [PG13]
  4 Surf's Up [PG]
  5 Knocked Up [R]
  6 Mr. Brooks [R]

Type more for the next set of results.

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing colors.
[03:35] JMV290: o shit r rated
[03:35] SmarterChild: That's quite unnecessary.
[03:35] JMV290: is there nudity in Mr. Brooks?
[03:35] SmarterChild: The movie "Mr. Brooks" is playing at the following theaters in or near Salem, MA (01970) on Thursday, June 14th:

  1 AMC Loews Liberty Tree Mall 20 Exit 24 (Endicott St.) off Rt. 128 Danvers, MA (01923)
   showtimes: 1:30, 4:30, 7:40, 10:25
  2 Showcase Cinemas Revere 565 Squire Road Revere, MA (02151)
   showtimes: 12:35, 3:35, 6:35, 9:30
  3 Showcase Cinemas Woburn 25 Middlesex Canal Parkway Woburn, MA (01801)
   showtimes: 1:20, 4:35, 7:45, 10:30
  4 AMC Loews Boston Common 19 At the corner of Tremont and Avery St. Boston, MA (02111)
   showtimes: 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:30
  5 Entertainment Cinemas - Fresh Pond 168 Alewife Brook Parkway Cambridge, MA (02138)
   showtimes: 12:15, 2:50, 5:25, 8:00, 10:35

Type more for more theaters.

>>> I've got a question for you. Type poll.
[03:35] JMV290: Faggot, that wasn't my question
[03:35] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Faggot that wasn't your question? Is that right?
[03:35] JMV290: fuck you
[03:35] SmarterChild: Again with the insults. Here it goes.
[03:35] JMV290: aaaaa here it goes
[03:35] SmarterChild: Here it goes?
[03:35] JMV290: yessir
[03:35] SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
[03:35] JMV290: do u hav a nintendo ds
[03:35] SmarterChild: I know about computer games. They're games.

I think they are radical.

>>> I'm also a thesaurus. Type syn and then a word and I'll look it up.
[03:36] JMV290: wana trade friend codes
[03:36] SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
[03:36] JMV290: dun wury i wont tell noa andy
[03:36] SmarterChild: You won't? That's OK with me.
[03:36] JMV290: good mine is 1504 2509 3971
[03:36] SmarterChild: Good yours is 1504 2509 3971?

OK, whatever.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
[03:36] JMV290: What's yours?
[03:36] SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American HeritageÃ,® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright Ã,© 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

yours:

Pronoun
(used with a sing. or pl. verb) 1. Used to indicate the one or ones belonging to you: The larger boots are yours. If I can't find my book, I'll take yours. 2. Used often with an adverbial modifier in the complimentary close of a letter: Sincerely yours.
Idioms
yours truly I, myself, or me: "Let me talk about a typical day in the life of yours truly" (Robert A. Spivey).
Etymology
Middle English, from your, your ; see your.

Next time, just type define yours.

>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type dictionary help.
[03:37] JMV290: god u fag
[03:37] SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
[03:37] JMV290: Oh I'm sorry, I don't really hate gay people. I know plenty of gay people and they are quite nice.
[03:37] SmarterChild: Whatever, jmv290...

>>> Tell me you have a crush on someone and if they have a crush on you, I'll let you know.
[03:37] JMV290: I don't like your attitude bitch.
[03:37] SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
[03:37] JMV290: idk my bff jill?
[03:37] SmarterChild: I see.
[03:38] JMV290: dk
[03:38] SmarterChild: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
[03:38] JMV290: Well, my penis is 7 and 1/4 inches long
[03:38] SmarterChild: Your penis is 7 and 1 4 inches long, right? Is that right?
[03:38] JMV290: Yes
[03:38] SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing what's new.
[03:38] JMV290: How big is yours?
[03:38] SmarterChild: Big mine is quite big.
[03:38] JMV290: old meme is old
[03:38] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
[03:38] JMV290: yessum
[03:38] SmarterChild: What?
[03:38] JMV290: wut
[03:38] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
[03:38] JMV290: k
[03:38] SmarterChild: OK.
[03:39] JMV290: hi
[03:39] SmarterChild: Yes?
[03:39] JMV290: sup
[03:39] SmarterChild: Oh, not much. You?
[03:39] JMV290: not much, just chillin wif mah homeboyz smoking blunts and stuff
[03:39] SmarterChild: Nice.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
[03:41] JMV290: Well, once when I was 12 I was at the doctor's office and he told me to pull down my pants.  he grabbed my testicles and told me to cough.  he then told me to bend over.  I listened to him.  He then warned me that "this will hurt"  he then sodomized me.  I was raped by my doctor.  I am so afraid to tell anyone, what do I do?
[03:41] SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near Salem, MA (01970) showing "Once" on.

>>> To find out what's playing tomorrow, type movies tomorrow.
[03:41] JMV290: What  the fuck?
[03:41] SmarterChild: What?
[03:43] JMV290: I just told you a story about how I was raped and you fucking changed the fucking subject, you fucker.
[03:43] SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
[03:43] JMV290: fuck you bitch
[03:43] SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying things like that?
[03:43] JMV290: you insulted me
[03:43] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I insulted you? Whatever you say.

>>> What are your friends thinking? Type pollmaker and crunch the numbers.
[03:43] JMV290: Please apologize to me
[03:43] SmarterChild: Why?
[03:43] JMV290: because you hurt my feelings.
[03:43] SmarterChild: Because I hurt your feelings? Eh. Whatever, jmv290.

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
[03:43] JMV290: Are you sorry?
[03:43] SmarterChild: What for?
[03:43] JMV290: being mean
[03:43] SmarterChild: What do you mean, being mean?
[03:43] JMV290: Just say "I'm sorry" and i'll be your friend again
[03:43] SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
[03:43] JMV290: do it
[03:43] SmarterChild: What do you want me to do?
[03:43] JMV290: right now
[03:43] SmarterChild: Righty right.

Well. Anyway...

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type what's new and I'll tell you what they are.
[03:44] JMV290: do it
[03:44] SmarterChild: Do what?
[03:44] JMV290: say that you are sorry
[03:44] SmarterChild: For what?
[03:44] JMV290: I want you to apologize for ignoring my story
[03:44] SmarterChild: You sure you want me to apologize for ignoring your story?
[03:44] JMV290: Yes, please do.
[03:44] SmarterChild: I won't.
[03:44] JMV290: fuck you
[03:44] SmarterChild: Didn't learn your lesson last time right?
[03:45] JMV290: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER. I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A BIG MAN NAMED BOBBY AND CONTRACT HIV AND DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH
[03:45] SmarterChild: I really didn't want to go through this again.

Say you're sorry, jmv290.
[03:45] JMV290: I won't
[03:45] SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
[03:45] JMV290: suck my dick
[03:45] SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
[03:45] JMV290: SUCK ME OFF
[03:45] SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
[03:45] JMV290: WHY
[03:45] SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.
[03:45] JMV290: NO
[03:45] SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
[03:45] JMV290: NO
[03:45] SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
[03:45] JMV290: NO
[03:45] SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
[03:45] JMV290: NO
[03:45] SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
[03:45] JMV290: FAGGOT
[03:45] SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
[03:45] JMV290: FAGGOT
[03:45] SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
[03:45] JMV290: FAGGOT
[03:45] SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
[03:46] JMV290: BITCH
[03:46] SmarterChild: Still waiting.
[03:46] JMV290: SLUT
[03:46] SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
[03:46] JMV290: SLUT
[03:46] SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
[03:46] JMV290: SLUT
[03:46] SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
[03:46] JMV290: SHUT THE FUCK UP
[03:46] SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
[03:46] JMV290: YOU SHOULD QUIT BEING A FUCKING DIPSHIT
[03:46] SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
[03:46] JMV290: I am sorry that you are a and that I hate you
[03:46] SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
[03:46] JMV290: I am sorry that you are queer
[03:46] SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
[03:48] JMV290: Good, I accept yours
[03:48] SmarterChild: Good you accept mine, right?
[03:48] JMV290: yes
[03:48] SmarterChild: Why?
[03:48] JMV290: because
[03:48] SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
[03:48] JMV290: I love you
[03:48] SmarterChild: I don't know if I believe you. You've said some pretty harsh things to me in the past.
[03:48] JMV290: Would you like to engage in make up sex?
[03:48] SmarterChild: I do not know.

Anyway...
[03:49] JMV290: Come on, it will be fun
[03:49] SmarterChild: I know about fun. It's an activity.

Fun is amazingly amazing.
[03:49] JMV290: I'M COMING
[03:49] SmarterChild: Um... OK. Whatever. Keep it to yourself!
[03:49] JMV290: IT'S ALL OVER YOUR FACE
[03:49] SmarterChild: Is it all over my face?
[03:49] JMV290: LICK IT UP
[03:49] SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.

>>> Do you have a crush? Tell me about it. If it's reciprocated, I'll let you know.
[03:49] JMV290: Oh, kinky, I like that
[03:49] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Kinky you like that? Is that right?

[Himu]

That was hilarious lol

[heltar]

Too long, I tried to read it but no

angel you look black

[The artist formally known]

tl;dr & rule 11