ive got a shit post 4 yah

[strongbad]

i left my apartment today and kind of had to poo but decided to just wait until i got to school
got on the bus and had to poo even more but i was like itll be okay i can wait

then i get off the bus and walk and it gets worse and worse

and then i am maybe 100m away from my school and i am starting to feel my sphincter muscles lose their hold, which is a horrible feeling
and then a little bit comes out

and i walk faster, really trying to get into the bathroom
then more comes out

and then i make it to the bathroom and throw my underwear away and clean myself with the bidet

fkn thai food

[C.Mongler]

 

[strongbad]

 

[ME##]

did you have to use one of the squat toilets

[Thyme]

almost happened at work today

fkn ulcerative colitis

[C.Mongler]

ive never pooped meself 

[strongbad]

did you have to use one of the squat toilets

nah we have legit toilets

this is the first time ive pooped myself since i can remember
o well

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Of all my many years. Through all of my bad decisions. Through questionable nights and bad drinks and worse food...
I've never shat my pants before.

[ME##]

did you have to use one of the squat toilets

nah we have legit toilets

this is the first time ive pooped myself since i can remember
o well

supposed squatting ones are better since it puts u into a more natural pooping stance

[strongbad]

ive heard that but i also think i heard a rebuttal to it
i am no source on anything

[??????]

this happened to me when i douched incorrectly and a bit of water just spurted out when i took a little fart

i guess it isn't bad but it felt like you shat a thick wet streak down your briefs

then i actually did shit myself but this was in south america where i was drinking their water (it made me sick) and eating a bunch of greasy foods like papusas
and it made me have awful diarrhea that was orange and leaky 
i was there for a month and never did i have a sturdy, well formed piece of shit

[caponehollywood]

this entire thread is making me queasy

[Travis]

this happened to me when i douched incorrectly and a bit of water just spurted out when i took a little fart

i guess it isn't bad but it felt like you shat a thick wet streak down your briefs

then i actually did shit myself but this was in south america where i was drinking their water (it made me sick) and eating a bunch of greasy foods like papusas
and it made me have awful diarrhea that was orange and leaky 
i was there for a month and never did i have a sturdy, well formed piece of shit

[[hedy]Zidone]

Of all my many years. Through all of my bad decisions. Through questionable nights and bad drinks and worse food...
I've never shat my pants before.

medical discovery... repeated ass prolapsing does Not make you shit your pants