I wanted orange chicken not ORANGE CHICKEN

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

A Chinaman gave me a real snarky attitude today when I picked up my food. Guess what I did?????

I stole a straw for my drink. Write that up on your tax return, you Chinese nerds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silvertone]

i always snag extra straws... Can never have enough IMO

[[hedy]Zidone]

i go to the salad bar and shove all the lettuce into my pockets

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

joles on you those straws are full of msg

[[hedy]Zidone]

my umbrella shoots a pellet... filled with deadly msg...