how is it that i eat 1/2 pound chicken, 2 cheese doubles, XL fries last night

[snoorkel]

and i'm hungry the moment I get up?

[ME##]

american hunger starts anew each and every day

[silvertone]

u didnt eat that no way.

[snoorkel]

u didnt eat that no way.

yeah, i did. right before i went to sleep.

[silvertone]

u didnt eat that no way.

yeah, i did. right before i went to sleep.

you sleep for like...12 hours?? maybe it all went to your head [dreams]

[??????]

i get so hungry in the morn that it hurts

[snoorkel]

ok so this is normal. well...that's a relief

[Thyme]

nice

[Samus Aran]

Sleeping resets the tummy rumblies

[silvertone]

if u eat before u sleep it stays in ur stomach but ur still hungary. that was the devil's design

[snoorkel]

oh ok. it sort of makes sense

- eat pounds of beef and fried chicken food at once
- digestive system shuts down from shock
- food sits in stomach, doesn't begin digesting and thus no nutrients are gained
- sleep; aint shit happening when your sleep
- body continues being hungy

[Classic]

I should make some chicken strips.