a pizza stone has given me a concussion that made me retarded

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i hate this so much. i am like 20% dumber which is not a lot sincce i wasnt very high up in intelligence but now i am stupid dumb...like probably about as dumb as DP but w.out an MD.


so can i get welfare for this or do  i need just need to work at kroegers for the rest of my days?

[ME##]

krögers supplemented by welfare

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i had like 2 years of college and all of high school knocked out of me.  all i remember now is sleeping through class

[??????]

Did someone throw a pizza stone @ U

[silvertone]

Did someone throw a pizza stone @ U

no the story is really embaressing. i was trying to fix a wood panel that fell off under the sink. it was like a shelf looking thing but not really, the day me and dallas got the place i rippeed it off by accident cos it was badly nailed.

so i move the nails so i can put this piece of wood back on using gorilla glue. i didnt have a vice[ still dont i couldnt find a good one at goodwill] and i tried finding something to use as  good object to lean against it. the stools are too small so i tried putting an object on top of the stool so it could hold so  i went 2 the closet and on the shelf we have a couple boxes so i grabbed the smaller box and the stone fell over cos it was on the box next 2 it and it hit me right in the nose and i yelled in pain [dallas probably thought i was mad cos he didnt come down stairs]  and well everyday i feel dumber and my nose still hurts but my head feels spaced but not heavily just like enough to be noticable. please pray for me

[??????]

im really sad 2 hear this
did u get ure scull bashed by pizza stone edge or was it just ure nose

[Travis]

pizza stone evolved my eevee into peezee

[Travis]

this kid used to call it "peeza" like without the "tza" sound he also took a liking to rice pudding but something happened he stopped coming to school

[??????]

this isn't the TIME or Place to make these types of jokes.

[Travis]

okok i stop now

[silvertone]

im really sad 2 hear this
did u get ure scull bashed by pizza stone edge or was it just ure nose

it sorta hit mostly my nose but it also somehow hit my jaw. it was the edge of the pizza stone that slammed p much right into my nose but my whoel face felt it.

[silvertone]

pizza stone evolved my eevee into peezee

  peezee i choose u....to go into the oven!!!

[snoorkel]

kind of like the old bowling ball in the closet innit?

[silvertone]

kind of like the old bowling ball in the closet innit?

yea i feel like elmer fudd.