I Can Count On 2 Hands The People Who Told Me FUCKING A Computer is Wrong

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

and it is no COINCIDENCE that ON THOSE SAME TWO HANDS are The Most INCORRECT people you will ever meet in your lifetime. To Sleep, Love, Breathe, Eat, and SHARE such PERSONAL and BEAUTIFUL moments with a machine is Not Only Essential to Modern Living, but also Fully Supports The Claim made By Our Peers that The Screen Is The Window to The World. Your Mother, Your Father, Your Sister, Your Brother, all in one device. Your Wife and your Lover, Your Needle AND YOUR OWN FLESH. COMING together in a Ceremony That The GREAT BELPHEGOR himself cannot deny. I Type This with a USB Cable up my own ass, hyperthreading my own prostate into My Solid State Lover. With New Hyperrealistic Sensual SENSORS (SENSUALSORS), My Computational Better Half can Hit ALL of MY "Buttons" with a 94% Accuracy Rating. Do Yourself a FAVOR and EMBRACE THE CHANGE and ALSO the LOVE ENHANCING MECHANISMS that Are Created to Better Not only YOUR LIFE, But The Life of Those Around YOU.

[silvertone]

i have no hands and i must count