2014 ancient mayan dogon starchild thread

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post your ~horoscopes~ symbols here
[spoiler][/spoiler]

and discuss if they were accurate or not
mine felt weirdly too accurate and i was obsessed with this for 2 days

http://www.mymayansign.com/

boyah is now a horoscope central take-testing personality forum
next week we'll learn about our enneagrams

[snoorkel]

white cosmic wizard

totally accurate

obviously

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white cosmic wizard

totally accurate

obviously

:'(

[snoorkel]

you are in harmony with feminine energy and you like working with women in the community.

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boyah is literally filled with emasculated men and faggots

[ME##]

Your Female Sign


Chuen / Monkey
Cute, clever and generous. It is impossible not to notice you in the community. Even though you wish to hide yourself at times, that is not possible. You have a strong character and you sometimes choose to stay distant from people because of intense emotions. You become the center of attention with the speed of light due to your charming character and jokes. You can become a highly respected merchant or a speaker.

What a load of bullshi

[silvertone]

im crocidle and  8, jaguar

[klappa]

I got monkey 3 water and got that part of David's read as well.

Also: Your soft natured, humble, emotional and hardworking characteristics make you noticeable.

I didn't know these things about myself.

[me003]

earth 12 death.

[snoorkel]

earth 12 death.

nice

[Daddy]

i transcended symbols shitlord

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i transcended symbols shitlord

uh

so

[Hiro]

road 2 monkey

http://www.mymayansign.com/mayaburcum?birthday=2&birthmonth=4&birthyear=1992&sun=yes