Fapping techniques.

[InbredPsychosis]

QUUUUOOOOOOOTTEEEEEEEEEE TOWWWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!

[Bushy]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.

I would know

[Silverhawk79]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.

I would know

Excuse me while I commit suicide.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.

I would know

I just had to clean a bit of vomit on my keyboard. Seriously.

[Bushy]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.

I would know

Excuse me while I commit suicide.

I know

I hate having to bathe my baby cousins (who are literally babies)

[InbredPsychosis]

I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT TO ADD A NEW STATEMENT.

QUUUUOOOOOTTTTTEEEEEE TOOOOWWWEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS

[Wrench]

this is my way to j/o i pull my skin back as far as i can. so i can smell my head cheese i pull it back about 2 inch, about 290 min. then i shout all over my chest

I like shouting at my chest too. And smelling head cheese.

I usually buy two kinds of latex gloves. I wear Medium gloves on my hands and try to get large or extra large latex gloves from the store. Sometimes, they have a box lying around the "clean-up" section of Wal-Marts. I put the large latex glove on my erect penis and wear medium latex gloves on my hands. I masturbate to any way I like, usually pictures of guys wearing braces or mouthguards. Sometimes, I also use my back massager to massage my penis. When I am done ejaculating, I take off the latex glove from my penis and throw it out. I then reuse the glove I put on my hands for next time until it turns yellow.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

holy **** this feels good!! sometimes for added sensation i cram a beanie baby in to my little boxers it feels so good u got to try it.

Lol, beanie babies.

A variation on this technique is to urinate in the condom. As the slick, warm liquid creeps over the head and on up the shaft of your penis, the feeing is deeply sensuous. Looking through the volume of the piss, your penis will look enormous and by gently moving your the rubber back and forth, you'll reach a climax. If not, you're well on your way. Caution: I would not do this on the damask sofa or in the middle of your white carpeting. Accidents can happen. Make sure the condom is secure at the base of your penis and try not to fill it more than one third way full.

WHADDAFUX

...um...wut

I dunno, and I don't want to know. dawkins;

I was talking about the "head cheese" part. I can't imagine what that could possibly be.

I know.

You know what it is?

Probably the crap uncircumcised people build up under there...I dunno.

It's the bacteria, cotton, and other various fibers that cling to the penis under the foreskin.

I would know

Excuse me while I commit suicide.

I know

I hate having to bathe my baby cousins (who are literally babies)

Kill them and eat them.

[Bushy]

I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT TO ADD A NEW STATEMENT.

QUUUUOOOOOTTTTTEEEEEE TOOOOWWWEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS

Shut the fuck up

atleast it's not the huge ass tower MIB has in his PM folder

[InbredPsychosis]

Shut the fuck up

atleast it's not the huge ass tower MIB has in his PM folder

hey i killed a man but at least i'm not like hitler

[Bushy]

Shut the fuck up

atleast it's not the huge ass tower MIB has in his PM folder

hey i killed a man but at least i'm not like hitler

Ok then

Moving on...

[Daddy]

Bump because my sarcasm and wit were incredible back in the day. 

[Norwegian Lesbians]

ive known about it
i like the warm ziplock bag idea

[Geno]

Oh god I remember this thread.

LMAO

[Sync]

There were such things as quote towers in Boyah?

[Geno]

There were such things as quote towers in Boyah?

They were dark times indeed