Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

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I feel so alone

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2 days 20 hours ago: Frenzy Pyre's influence in Boyahland rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
4 days ago: Frenzy Pyre's influence in Boyahland rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".

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Seconds ago: The Empire of Taavet arrived from Balder.
2 hours ago: The Empire of Unistasia arrived from Balder.

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26 days of inactivity

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lol i must have imagined getting on the other day

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4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, most citizens in Frenzy Pyre are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.

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4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, most citizens in Frenzy Pyre are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.

that's one way to trick the masses

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that's one way to trick the masses

feels so good

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17 days ago: The Empire of Taavet ceased to exist.

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2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Astra battlesuits.

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• 10 days ago: The Empire of Unistasia ceased to exist.
  


• 61 days ago: The Empire of Taavet ceased to exist.

I'm calling you out

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The Kingdom of Frenzy Pyre is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Veritas with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.921 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron Fire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Astras of property damage, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Astra battlesuits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frenzy Pyre's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Astra.

Frenzy Pyre is ranked 1st in Boyahland and 27,168th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 13 Smiles Per Hour (net).