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ooh

like sometimes i will see people and it;s like lol they'll have frosting on them...or some sort of topping, or ingredient.  like raw.

raw like ur mum's ass

#damn

lol jk

but yea im like lol wtf am i in
get ur whole ass in whole foods
running out of shit to sell

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salt, pepper, cinnamon, oregano, etc..

but yea one day

i was in my room and i see a guy on a roof across my place.  he looked very fit.  he had powdered sugar all over him

i yellowed out to him, "oy...OY.  man you got something on ur everything...umm you need help..?  b/c i am mad good at making ppl wet like damn lol.  DAMN"

i was laughing like fk...
i was the only guy laughing...
i shed a tear to RIP the potential of a laughter

he is silent

and so i try to make up for th@ ridiculous comment
"okay okay im jk like i am a really trill af guy and i would never ever do d@.  umm you need to use my shower?  i got some head & shoulders 4u; 2 in 1 & it make u fresh as hell like u were born from some 1st class garbaggio"

he replies, "hahaha...making me wet...you know...i am pretty wet."
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I am now suspicious of him.

He jumped off the roof

and i think he broke both of his legs or smth

and i ran down the stairs, got my shoes and i went out

it turns out it was someone's laundry; white towel

but in the end i was like

"man that was a cool guy"

i picked it up and it said

"fresh out of the kitchen"

DAMN

DAMN

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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#damn

[silvertone]

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[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

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