DPs tales from med school

[Commander Fuckass]

Yesterday we were learning how to do prostate exams on standardized (fake) patients. Obviously, one of the biggest things about that exam is talking to the patient and not just poking away--"Okay, if you could, bend over, I'm going to spread your bottom now. Okay, bear down, you'll feel some pressure" and so on. We did this in groups of four people to a room, with one standardized patient. I didn't think anything about it, because it's something we'll all have to do at some point. Others, were mortified. One of my classmates in particular just went for it. Patient is bent over on the table, classmate has a glove on and has his finger greased up, and just went to plunge his finger into the abyss without saying anything. The patient reacted exactly how you would expect him to--"WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You've got to give a heads up before you do that" while my classmate stands there, finger out, mortified. Awkward silence followed, until one of the other people in the room finally said "Well, Myles looks like you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar." One guy had to leave because he was laughing so hard.

[ME##]

we did this once at band camp

[YPrrrr]

Man we never get to take anyone's pants off in planning classes

[ncba93ivyase]

the man taking the finger up the ass was dp

the finger was albert einstein's

[Daddy]

and the ass was a liberal feminist professor of socialist racial studies


and the voice was god


then an eagle flew into the room

[ME##]

and the ass was a liberal feminist professor of socialist racial studies


and the voice was god


then an eagle flew into the room

wow way to leave trans* people out.  exclusionist fucktard

[Snowy]

and the ass was a liberal feminist professor of socialist racial studies


and the voice was god


then an eagle flew into the room

wow way to leave trans* people out.  exclusionist fucktard

stop

[ncba93ivyase]

dp tales from clown school

[Daddy]

one time in med school i got drunk and had sex with the boss.

[Daddy]

dp should emulate gray's anatomy

[silvertone]

dp tales from clown school