Are you still a virgin?

[Patrick Stickles]

i've had sex like 6 times in my life and i can't foresee it happening again

this surprises me. i thought you've had at least one partner you got it on with regularly.

i don't know what it is about sex and relationships but it only starts happening when for me when the relationships on the outs. like i only seem to be able to date girls who are like "sex is scary i don't wanna" and then after i get em going are finally like "ok let's do it" but only after i have clearly already lost interest in them because of the lack of sex

pretty much just looking for fuck buds jesus

[Mando Pandango]

that's what you get for stickin your dick in a mormon chick

[Patrick Stickles]

marriage amirite

[Hiro]

i will accept no less than the japanese girl in pacific rim

[ME##]

i will accept no less than the the japanese girl in pacific rim

ã,,,ã,Œã,,,ã,Œ

[Mando Pandango]

i will accept no less than the the japanese girl in pacific rim

she was in funky forest too~

[Hiro]

she was in funky forest too~

woooooooahhhshit