Butts Charged With Stealing Toilet Paper

[Riosan]

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2007/06/11/686885.html

MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa - Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.

"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Chief Lon Walker said, stifling a laugh as he talked to KCCI-TV about Suzanne Marie Butts. "See, I can't say it with a straight face."

Workers had noticed the rolls disappearing from the Marshall County Courthouse much faster than usual, Walker said.

Butts, 38, was caught last week after an employee saw her taking three rolls of two-ply tissue from a storage closet, Walker said.

Butts insisted it was the first time she'd pilfered toilet paper, but she declined to answer further questions on her attorney's advice.

The fifth-degree theft charge, a misdemeanor, normally carries a sentence of less than a year in jail. But Butts could face more time if convicted under the state's habitual offender law because she has prior theft convictions.

Walker did not know why Butts was at the courthouse, but said that she did not work there.

[ClassicTyler]

That's funny.  LOL

Butts + Toilet Paper = Prison. awesome;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol butts

What a coincidence. educate;

[Riosan]

lol butts

What a coincidence. educate;

A woman named Butts made an ass of herself. flower;

[Silverhawk79]

I feel sorry for people with funny last names. Like Butts. awesome;

[anus]

There's a girl in my school whose last name is Butts.  pseudo;

[Sports1]

...... cop;

This is funny.

[Ezloﺕ]

I wonder how Butts feels like.  pseudo;

[V]

Wow...that's hilarious.

[Wrench]

Butts needed some toilet paper...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My dad works with a woman named Lulubell Butts. china;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol butts

What a coincidence. educate;

A woman named Butts made an ass of herself. flower;

How perfectly does that fit together? flower;