wiping your ASS

[Snowy]

to ensure maximum cleanliness, i always go [glow=black,2,300]knuckle deep[/glow] on the last wipe, and even that's generally colorless

I know what else you go knuckle deep with

[C.Mongler]

i grab the nearest animal

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I know what else you go knuckle deep with

well i only do it for cleanliness, my intent isn't to displease the lord

[??????]

i cut wet wipes into 4 pieces and use 2 pieces
if there's like normal toilet paper roll i usually just use two squares and soften them with lukewarm water

[me003]

I got a hairy cornhole, so sometimes I get leftover dingleberries. And it's at that point where I say, "this will have to wait until I take a shower."

[ncba93ivyase]

I got a hairy cornhole, so sometimes I get leftover dingleberries. And it's at that point where I say, "this will have to wait until I take a shower."

protip: wipe as much as you can off with dry paper, then spit on a folded over sheet and wipe with it, then wipe again with dry paper

it works

[me003]

haha, thanks for the tip. 

[Hiro]

i cut wet wipes into 4 pieces and use 2 pieces

what do you do with the other 2 pieces?