wow

[ncba93ivyase]

at one point in time, some man was the first to get his dick sucked

the question is

at what point in time was he genetically human enough to be considered human?

and then you realize

non-humans got their dicks sucked before humans

wow

[??????]

are you fucking high that's so uninteresting

[Daddy]

i wonder how they thought to suck on a dick


do you think it was gay sucking or hetero sucking

[silvertone]

did dick suckin influence the invention of the straw

[??????]

theyd discover it via discovering genital pleasure from infancy and eventually the urge transformed into curiosity and willingness (aka faggpotry)

[silvertone]

thanks to penises we have electric poles and farming equiment  but we also made missiles and guns thanks to penises ...

[silvertone]

small dicks is the mother of invention

[Snowy]

Cells get their dicks sucked all the time.