A rope walks into a bar

[Selkie]

He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." Rope gets mad, walks out.

Next day, rope goes to a different bar. Walks up to bartender, asks for a drink. Bartender says "No ropes allowed." Rope gets infuriated. Goes home and starts picking away at his little strands, and wrestling over himself in anger, getting all tied up and stringy.

A day later, he stumbles into a bar. Crawls up to bartender, asks for a drink. Bartender asks, "Wait, are you a rope?" Rope replies; "No, I'm afraid not."

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I'm going back to chainsaw unicorn thread

[silvertone]

lol

[Samus Aran]

booooo

[Nyerp]

boopbos

[Hippopo]

The rope is a liar and deserves to be shot