Laser vs Lazer

[Samus Aran]

Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

Stimulated, not Ztimulated

it's laser

[ME##]

replace all sez with z

[Hippopo]

Lazer is more xtreme, so that's what I use.

[ikanaide]

lazer 

[snoorkel]

I usually just shorten to Laze

[silvertone]

I usually just shorten to Laze

could be confused for Lathe, not helpful in a professional setting

[snoorkel]

ok you know what it's lāzər end of story

[silvertone]

ok you know what it's lāzər end of story

the ride never stops, snorkel.

[snoorkel]

* snorkel abruptly stops ride, activates holstered laze weapon and begins bloodletting

[silvertone]

*holding a lathe, snorkel realizes, only too late, his epic fail...

[snoorkel]

* snorkel begins crafting a smoothly hollowed bowl of wood instead

[silvertone]

unfortunately the bowl is found to be a gay pederast and has to go to jail : (

[ME##]

* snorkel was shived while crafting the hollow bowl of wood

[Nyerp]

* snorkel crashes kart into thread

[??????]

goddamn new jersey

he was from brooklyn