how popsi should get a girls number

[Commander Fuckass]

1: go up to girl
2: ask to borrow her phone because you need to call a friend to pick you up
3: when girl gives her phone to you, tell her itll be just a minute and dial your phone number
4: make sure the girl hears your phone ring, look at her reaction pull your phone out and say 'sorry i just think youre cute, ill call you later tho'
5: find a bum and piss on him

[Nyerp]

locked

[ME##]

locked

thank you for locking this, nyerp

[Samus Aran]

my iq just dropped