Restaurant etiquette

[LCK]

is something i feel most customers lack

i try to be nice and courteous and understanding but it builds up and gets frustrating

-you do not come to a sit down restaurant 3 minutes before close and order 10 different things off the breakfast menu for you and your 5 children that should've had breakfast 12 hours ago
-if i'm bringing food out to you and your fatass buffet, stop being a fatass for one second and drop the buffet utensils and let me fill your trough with food you pigs. Do not complain about a lack of food if your fatasses are in my way of bringing you more food
-complaining about an assortment of food on a buffet. omg. you're paying a discounted price to eat a smorgasbord of cheap or leftover foods and i'm doing the best i can
-if you eat off a buffet, use the correct fucking utensils. do not grab the tongs for fried chicken and reach 3 feet to grab some goulash and leave the tongs in the goulash then grab the goulash spoon and use it to slop up some sweetnsour pork
-you're all slobs. sure you're paying for a meal, but that doesn't mean you're paying to be a piece of shit and making our day worse by letting half of your meal fall on a counter top or table or floor or misusing everything we have
-cut the cooks some fucking slack. overworked, understaffed. its difficult to correctly make meals for 2-300 people in a night along with a buffet without making some minor mistakes. "all you do is read a ticket, get it right you little prick!"
im sorry i missed some mayo on your burgers ms fatass. you could ask very nicely and i would gladly fix it but no. be a bitch.
fuck em all

tl;dr

haven't complained in a while

[YPrrrr]

My parents raised me to think only pigs go to buffets

Hooray elitism. Although the few times I have gone to one they are highly populated by rather rude people whose buttocks require 2 chairs

[silvertone]

My parents raised me to think only pigs go to buffets

that is because it is  true

[Travis]

that is because it is  true

[LCK]

My parents raised me to think only pigs go to buffets

Hooray elitism. Although the few times I have gone to one they are highly populated by rather rude people whose buttocks require 2 chairs

all accurate

[don't let's]

Buffets are cool, but when you think about it's probably really easy to spread germs that way. Yeah they have the sneeze guards and stuff, but still...

[Commander Fuckass]

i tip 15%