that was a good thread mippo ty for trying

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR SOME OF YOU

[don't let's]

Hey, I have people that make threads for me.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Did I ever tell you about that one time where I bumped into that one guy in the mall parking lot?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Did I ever tell you about that one time where I bumped into that one guy in the mall parking lot?

i do not think so!!

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Well, it was late and it was a little foggy and the clouds were taking one of those real misty pisses, right? I was walking out of the mall after buying an alarm clock and a book and it was near closing time because I remember those guys in the orange vests pulling down cages in front of the shops. God, malls are terrifying near closing. There are few things more depressing than an open mall avenue and people killing lights as you're moving past them.

Anyways, I have my purchases in my right hand and I'm still reflecting on how shitty it is to be in a mall near closing when I run into a pole or a car or a tree or something. It was actually a guy in a big brown coat and he was putting shit in the back of his little car (it looked like an old citroen or something) until I ran into him.

He gave me the "Watch where ya going shithead" and because I was in that mall closing time mood I said something like "watch out yourself pal" and he gave me this look, this look like "I'm going to fuck you and your family" but I didn't care because I was still caught up in the mall closing mood. I wanted him to take a swing so I could swing back, and just let everything rip.

Then he got in his little car and left me in the rain.

[Travis]

Well, it was late and it was a little foggy and the clouds were taking one of those real misty pisses, right? I was walking out of the mall after buying an alarm clock and a book and it was near closing time because I remember those guys in the orange vests pulling down cages in front of the shops. God, malls are terrifying near closing. There are few things more depressing than an open mall avenue and people killing lights as you're moving past them.

Anyways, I have my purchases in my right hand and I'm still reflecting on how shitty it is to be in a mall near closing when I run into a pole or a car or a tree or something. It was actually a guy in a big brown coat and he was putting shit in the back of his little car (it looked like an old citroen or something) until I ran into him.

He gave me the "Watch where ya going shithead" and because I was in that mall closing time mood I said something like "watch out yourself pal" and he gave me this look, this look like "I'm going to fuck you and your family" but I didn't care because I was still caught up in the mall closing mood. I wanted him to take a swing so I could swing back, and just let everything rip.

Then he got in his little car and left me in the rain.

He was Jesus christ

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Well, it was late and it was a little foggy and the clouds were taking one of those real misty pisses, right? I was walking out of the mall after buying an alarm clock and a book and it was near closing time because I remember those guys in the orange vests pulling down cages in front of the shops. God, malls are terrifying near closing. There are few things more depressing than an open mall avenue and people killing lights as you're moving past them.

Anyways, I have my purchases in my right hand and I'm still reflecting on how shitty it is to be in a mall near closing when I run into a pole or a car or a tree or something. It was actually a guy in a big brown coat and he was putting shit in the back of his little car (it looked like an old citroen or something) until I ran into him.

He gave me the "Watch where ya going shithead" and because I was in that mall closing time mood I said something like "watch out yourself pal" and he gave me this look, this look like "I'm going to fuck you and your family" but I didn't care because I was still caught up in the mall closing mood. I wanted him to take a swing so I could swing back, and just let everything rip.

Then he got in his little car and left me in the rain.

He was Jesus christ

No. He was the man in all of us. The man in all of them. The man that was, but isn't. And he's probably living in a low rent apartment right now with his citroen out front, gathering rust like the grass gathered dew on that foggy night.
He's a man of time, and we should all salute that son of a bitch.

[NOA_Haunted]

Dicks.

[Travis]

Dicks.

aw i thought you were reaper

[NOA_Haunted]

Dicks.

aw i thought you were reaper

So sorry to disappoint.