Ask Kaz Anything, AKA: AKA

[Commander Fuckass]

Why the fascination with pegging
when did you start liking lolis you fukin pedo
how often do you jerk your gherkin
favorite female vidya game character not in an rpg
favorite female vidya game character?
Why is the Dark Suit the coolest looking suit in Metroid Prime 2?
whose campaign are you most excited to play in RE6?

[Mando Pandango]

I'm not sure I have a favorite person ever.

rude

[6M69I69B9]

I should have fucking went upstairs to my room to get a skinny sharpie marker to bold the face and hair instead of a normal sharpie.  Fucking ruined.  But, anyway:  

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[ncba93ivyase]

I should have fucking went upstairs to my room to get a skinny sharpie marker to bold the face and hair instead of a normal sharpie.  Fucking ruined.  But, anyway:  

[spoiler][/spoiler]

A+++ face

[ME##]

sex guarantees death, do you agree

[Mando Pandango]

life guarantees death

[Samus Aran]

will do

ooh, ooh, ill ask the same too

what do you think of me

Uhh well I don't know you too well, but you're certainly a nice guy at the very least. You seem passionate about your interests too, which is always good.

Why the fascination with pegging
when did you start liking lolis you fukin pedo
how often do you jerk your gherkin
favorite female vidya game character not in an rpg
favorite female vidya game character?
Why is the Dark Suit the coolest looking suit in Metroid Prime 2?
whose campaign are you most excited to play in RE6?

I'm not sure I'd call it a fascination, but it's certainly a fetish of mine. I suppose it ties into my natural tendency to enjoy the thought of being a sub rather than a dom.

I've liked lolis for ages. Probably since I started actively browsing sites like Danbooru and 4chan for hentai. Soo...probably when I was like 17.

Once a day, typically.

Not in an rpg? Samus.

Overall? Still probably Samus, lol. I suppose it's expected of me to say Presea here, but I don't think so. Samus is a more "important" character to me overall.

It's the best suit because it has no competition. Honestly the normal Varia Suit looks a lot better, but it's still pretty cool looking. But the Light Suit is ugly.

Idk I haven't looked into the campaigns.

rude

It just means I can't choose between all the people I love.

I should have fucking went upstairs to my room to get a skinny sharpie marker to bold the face and hair instead of a normal sharpie.  Fucking ruined.  But, anyway: 

[spoiler][/spoiler]

omg thank you

sex guarantees death, do you agree

no that's stupid quit being stupid

[ME##]

life guarantees death

oh, thanks for that awards video, kaz

no that's stupid quit being stupid

do you realise to whom you are speaking

[PLEASEHELP1991]

kaz do you realise to whom you are speaking

consider your audience

[Commander Fuckass]

if Samus and Naomi were real which ass would you ravage first?

[Mando Pandango]

It just means I can't choose between all the people I love.

Whatever man.

You know.

I know.

That's all that matters.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

favorite console and why

likely next vidya purchase

despite numerous past attempts to break free the shackles of boyah, what kept you and continues to keep you coming back

[PLEASEHELP1991]

What do you think about guys pretending to be girls online a la Clucky?

[bluaki]

Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Have you had any other cats before the one you have now?
Does your cat spend more time with you or your sisters?
What Touhou games have you played? Which is your favorite?

[Samus Aran]

if Samus and Naomi were real which ass would you ravage first?

Samus duh

favorite console and why

likely next vidya purchase

despite numerous past attempts to break free the shackles of boyah, what kept you and continues to keep you coming back

My favorite console is the SNES. I think you saw that coming. It's my favorite mostly because of its high concentration of games that I love. No other console comes close to having such a high amount of my favorite games on it. Super Metroid, Final Fantasy VI, DKC 1 and 2, Kirby Super Star, EarthBound, Mega Man X, and many more. Plus, as weird as the design is, I love it, and I love the improvements over the NES gamepad that it made. Really, as far as 16-bit and earlier gamepads go, the SNES is the best one imo. The SNES was also, hardware wise, a veritable beast at the time. Especially with regards to sound quality, and of course its Mode 7 capabilities, not to mention incredibly smooth, bright color palettes.

I have no idea what vidya I'll buy next. I doubt I'll be trying to replace my lost Lunar copy any time soon, as prices haven't been that low since...so I'll use my refund from that on something else. Tbh I doubt I'll buy any more vidya for at least a little while. I am, however, strongly considering getting another Pokemon game sometime soon, maybe Heart Gold. And I also wanna get Star Ocean: The Second Story soon...and maybe Tales of Graces f or Mass Effect 3. Or Arkham Asylum. Idk man I have so many options I've been considering.

What keeps me here? You guys. What else? I love you guys, I could never just leave. I have great friends here.

What do you think about guys pretending to be girls online a la Clucky?

I can understand why people would want to. There's a lot of valid reasons, and let's face it, as long as you're not hurting anyone, does it really matter what your gender is online? The internet's a nice place to be what you can't be offline.

But manipulating people or lying to the point of actually hurting someone is something that happens with people pretending to be who they aren't, and Clucky's a fine example of that. That kind of shit's pretty terrible.

Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Have you had any other cats before the one you have now?
Does your cat spend more time with you or your sisters?
What Touhou games have you played? Which is your favorite?

I prefer cats most of the time - there are certain types of dogs I like a lot, though. I'm just not a big fan of really large dogs, nor really small ones.

Yes, we've had plenty of cats. Before Franny, in this same house when we lived in it before, we had Speckles. Back at my stepdad's place, we had Katrina. She was around a long time, staying out there long after we moved. Before Katrina, when my sisters were still very little, I had a cat named Lucky. And there were cats before her, too...there was one named Socks that was mine, and there were two others that belonged to my mom and stepdad...don't remember them too well, though. And various kitten litters on our property that we had to give away.

Franny honestly spends like half the day in my room these days. I think she just likes my bed a lot. Mostly it's just because I'm always here, though. She doesn't like being in a room without someone else there. Her time is mostly spent between me and Mom - my sisters make up a much smaller percentage.

Touhou games I have played:

TH6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
TH7: Perfect Cherry Blossom
TH8: Imperishable Night
TH10: Mountain of Faith
TH11: Subterranean Animism
TH12: Unidentified Fantastic Object
TH12.8: Great Fairy Wars

As well as a few unofficial spinoffs like Super Marisa Land, Mega Mari, and Marippy.

My favorite would have to be 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom.