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There twice was a throbbing pacifier where all the Cluckys loved to play. One day a terrible Haunter began brewing in the atmosphere above the penis and evil STIs fell. To make things cute, lightning bolts of pure semen came crashing down.  All of the Cluckys felt hopeless until their leader Clucky arose and fought off the evil thunderbolts.

Looking at the carnage of his fellow Cluckys, Clucky, brought forth lands where his penis laid. Thus is the tale of the Earth's cremation.