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Ask Boognish Questions Then If you Want, Or Dont. (ABQTW)

Started by Boogus Epirus Aurelius, July 01, 2012, 10:39:15 PM

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Didn’t know who to ask.
Didn’t know when to do it.
Didn’t understand protocol.
Didn’t want to step on any toes.

But in the spirit of a few post’s activity and fitting in (although I’m sure this ship has sailed/is sailing) I’m willing to answer certain questions you might have if they pass my manager’s screening requirements.

Fire away then.
Or not.

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if he slipped in your bed
and had his fingers stretch his waist band
and his bare, pallid cheeks
swollen with warmth
delicately touch yours

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Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

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Boogus Epirus Aurelius

Quote from: Geno on July 04, 2012, 12:09:30 PM
What's your favorite Ween album?


The Mollusk.
I remember driving home with my cousin and hearing it for the first time.
Most people dismiss ween as a novelty band, something to chuckle at and toss in the nearest incinerator, but if you pull apart the melodies, micro-handle the intricacies and grope the finesses, they're solid-er than bedrock. The mollusk is thematic, it's a deep sea ride through a mucus ridden diver's helmet. There's sonar pings and crusty sailor ballads and every other little nuance that rips your from your own perverse reality and sets you down into this sweaty roller coaster cart that sort of drifts slowly by a reality that almost looks like the one you know, but doesn't.

Quote from: N o t S i d on July 02, 2012, 09:34:43 AM
when we gonna rock the casbah


I found this little irish bar tucked away in some dead corner very recently. The beer is expensive, the music eclectic, the atmosphere incredible.
When you come to Wisconsin, you'll certainly be invited.

Quote from: Pancake Persona on July 03, 2012, 01:07:07 PM
what's your alcoholic beverage of choice


I love trying different kinds of beer. Microbreweries are always hot destinations.
Rum is a hand on my shoulder, occasionally, but gin's the good friend down the road with the pool in his backyard.
I don't drink as much anymore, not that I ever did, but I do genuinely enjoy a good drink at a quiet bar.

Quote from: Patsy Stone on July 02, 2012, 07:41:23 AM
what is god


Got is a pet rock.

Quote from: vziard on July 06, 2012, 01:30:07 AM
why haven't you answered any of these questions


As NOTSID said, bye forever.

me003

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Quote from: reefer on November 29, 2007, 11:32:08 PM
No offense to her but she kinda doesn't know crap about shit

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