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Started by Hensa, February 26, 2012, 12:48:04 PM

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ncba93ivyase

February 26, 2012, 06:20:49 PM #45
Quote from: vziard on February 26, 2012, 04:06:12 PM
maybe he is scared of vaginas but likes egg
my penis was in a vagina this morning

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Walter

February 26, 2012, 06:21:43 PM #46
I am the most desperate therefore I deserve the egg. Back off you motherfuckers.  akudood;

Commander Fuckass

February 26, 2012, 06:27:25 PM #47
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 26, 2012, 06:20:49 PM
my penis was in a vagina this morning
uh-huh
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Socks

February 26, 2012, 07:16:21 PM #48
can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on here?

i'm borderline disturbed but interested, though if i get no clear input, i am liable to conclude ridiculous things.

Andria

February 26, 2012, 07:20:43 PM #49
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2012, 07:16:21 PM
can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on here?

i'm borderline disturbed but interested, though if i get no clear input, i am liable to conclude ridiculous things.

basically hensa is gonna buy someone a little egg shaped silicon (or something similar) tube that you use as a masturbatory aid.

Socks

February 26, 2012, 07:21:39 PM #50
Quote from: Snowy on February 26, 2012, 07:17:42 PM
We're bidding for an onahole.


this is not an explanation, it is a mere summarization of the retarded information i have been able to gather after perusing 4 fucking pages of babble.

Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 26, 2012, 07:20:43 PM
basically hensa is gonna buy someone a little egg shaped silicon (or something similar) tube that you use as a masturbatory aid.


thank you.

and this is where my participation ends.

Mando Pandango

February 26, 2012, 07:50:14 PM #51
Send it to kaz.

He already masturbates all day and his penis is old news to you [glow=black,2,300]and the rest of boyah[/glow]

win/win
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Geno

February 26, 2012, 07:53:42 PM #52
What the fuck is going on in this thread.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

February 26, 2012, 08:06:30 PM #53

Daddy

February 26, 2012, 08:14:50 PM #54

ncba93ivyase

February 26, 2012, 11:49:40 PM #55
Quote from: Walter on February 26, 2012, 06:21:43 PM
I am the most desperate therefore I deserve the egg. Back off you motherfuckers.  akudood;
didn't you get a chick pregnant

i'm the only guy here that'd actually want to use it akudood;


if you want i can do a video review. [spoiler]And by that I mean I'll use it then later get in front of a camera and discuss my full experience.[/spoiler]

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Samus Aran

February 27, 2012, 02:17:54 PM #56

YPrrrr

February 27, 2012, 02:40:28 PM #57
Well I don't know why you'd want to test run a masturbatory toy for her boyfriend, but other than that idk what jmv would mean

Hensa

February 27, 2012, 04:23:38 PM #58
this is a non friendly reminder that the bidding ends at 11 pm central.

Thyme

February 27, 2012, 04:25:44 PM #59
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