Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[strongbad]

#4 in boyahland wadup

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

if ur not 1st ur last

[snoorkel]

New Aztlan has joined ye

[Socks]

My country was abandoned to the wolves of time and entropy.

[ME##]

ypr's gdp is creeping up to mine... i need to be able to slash my taxes soon 

[Mando Pandango]

"Hold on there, hold on people!" says Buffy Leach of the Popsiclasia Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

...my god, my tax rate

[Andria]

...my god, my tax rate

what is it?

i'm at 76% now

[Kalahari Inkantation]

it went from 44% to 49% overnight

[silvertone]

public sector 93%

[ME##]

public sector 93%

absolutely disgusting

[silvertone]

absolutely disgusting

we will fuck on the beaches.

[YPrrrr]

Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange Sand Dollar-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

The Debate

"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Billy du Pont, an angry farmer. "The Sand Dollar was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."


"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Cooper Cheswick, owner of Jhut Bolokia's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"


"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Beth Sato of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The Sand Dollar is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!

waaaaaat

[ME##]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   G$1 = $1.8934
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   G$12.79 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   G$41.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   3.77%
Consumption: GRAPH   G$8.65 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   G$4.36 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   G$4.14 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   G$217.77 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   G$1.49 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   G$1.61 trillion
Trade Surplus:   G$120.55 billion

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   S$1 = $1.5507
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   S$9.84 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   S$32.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   4.10%
Consumption: GRAPH   S$4.83 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   S$5.23 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   S$5.02 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   S$209.09 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Trade Deficit:   S$-1.89 billion

my waste is disgusting :'(

[YPrrrr]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   G$1 = $1.8934
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   G$12.79 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   G$41.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   3.77%
Consumption: GRAPH   G$8.65 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   G$4.36 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   G$4.14 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   G$217.77 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   G$1.49 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   G$1.61 trillion
Trade Surplus:   G$120.55 billion

Economic Details
Exchange Rate: GRAPH   S$1 = $1.5507
Gross Domestic Product: GRAPH   S$9.84 trillion
GDP Per Capita: GRAPH   S$32.38 thousand
Unemployment Rate: GRAPH   4.10%
Consumption: GRAPH   S$4.83 trillion
Government Budget: GRAPH   S$5.23 trillion
Government Expenditures: GRAPH   S$5.02 trillion
Government Waste: GRAPH   S$209.09 billion
Imports:  GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Exports: GRAPH   S$1.18 trillion
Trade Deficit:   S$-1.89 billion

my waste is disgusting :'(

My trade deficit was +15 billion the other day, idk what happened