Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

I'm trying to go from the "inoffensive centrist democracy" I am now, and gradually become more and more corrupt until I'm a straight up totalitarian state.

should be fun

[Andria]

Following new legislation in Taavet, Cougars are considered a delicacy

I bet they are if you know what I mean

[Mando Pandango]

minorities wanted to be on tv more, I said YEAH DO THAT and now i hope they put a bunch of minorities on tv in real shitty roles that make them look like assholes

heh

IN OTHER POPSICLASIA NEWS...

1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, Popsiclasia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, voting is compulsory.
1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
3 hours ago: Popsiclasia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.

[Mando Pandango]

Wait i just realized

Why are college students selling kidneys? I THOUGHT I HAD SET UP A SOCIALIST STATE

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Wait i just realized

Why are college students selling kidneys? I THOUGHT I HAD SET UP A SOCIALIST STATE

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

euthanize them.

[Mando Pandango]

19% of all Popsiclasians are murdered to death.

I will not rest until that number is in the 90s.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

19% of all Popsiclasians are murdered to death.

I will not rest until that number is in the 90s.

what percentage dies lost in the woods

[Mando Pandango]

what percentage dies lost in the woods

2%

also not nearly high enough

[Mando Pandango]

2% of Popsiclasians die of "acts of god"

what does that mean

are they struck by lightning

are they eaten by locusts

what's happening

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

2% of Popsiclasians die of "acts of god"

what does that mean

are they struck by lightning

are they eaten by locusts

what's happening

i am killing them

[ME##]

so echo, since you're our wa representative, how do we get embassies? 

[Andria]

so echo, since you're our wa representative, how do we get embassies? 

I think I just have to go to the region and request an embassy. Why do you have one in mind?

[Mando Pandango]

Echo is a part of the WA, but is not our WA delegate. Boyahland has no WA delegate right now.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i don't know how i feel about following the rules of the wa

[ME##]

Echo is a part of the WA, but is not our WA delegate. Boyahland has no WA delegate right now.

oh duh lol  >_<'

I think I just have to go to the region and request an embassy. Why do you have one in mind?

not at the moment, but i was just wondering out loud