Sent back to Jail

[Houdini]

Paris Hilton should be killed and used as compost, because she serves no other practical purpose.

Please, take some Midol.

Come on, from an objective viewpoint, this really is the most logical solution to this silliness.

Yet in the other thread you were ready to let her shit on you. In literal terms.

Of course I was, because I was absolutely 100% dead serious.

Then what about here? You have some fucked up moral values.

I'm not sure what the internet equivalent of slapping my forehead is, but whatever it is I'm doing it right now.

The two things you said contradict eachother, and..

My fucking god. You LIKE Paris?

Dear lord no. I was being sarcastic in the other thread.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Owned. navi;