fun fact: at the current rate, we will have our 2,000,000th post *UPDATE*

[applesauce]

Fun fact: at the current rate we will have no posts all day.

[YPrrrr]

Fun fact: at the current rate we will have no posts all day.

Srsly

I'm trying to write a paper, what the hell guys

[ME##]

Srsly

I'm trying to write a paper, what the hell guys

i'm sorry we're not distracting you enough

[Wrench]

don't fuck it up, snowy

[ME##]

don't fuck it up, snowy

that's snowy's job

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Fun fact: at the current rate we will have no posts all day.

unfortunately :'(

[silvertone]

apple sauce....that was some good...irony...

[applesauce]

Oh my god I am so tired I want to go to bed so bad I have been awake too long.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

fun fact: no one cares

fun fact: sociopaths take great care of themselves

[C.Mongler]

2 M get

[applesauce]

fun fact: no one cares

FUN FACT

GO DIE FROM AIDS

[C.Mongler]

FUN FACT

Your fingernails grow faster in winter

[Kalahari Inkantation]

*UPDATE*

Good news and bad news:

Bad: Our recent inactivity (Daily average #posts from date of millionth post: 429/day) has significantly postponed the estimated arrival of our 2,000,000th post.  It is now projected to occur about 2,334 days from the date of the millionth post (which occurred here on 24 April 2011), or 1,755 days from the submission of this post, on September 12, 2017.

[spoiler]This is abysmal. [/spoiler]

Good (thought highly optimistic): If we ever manage to revert to and at least maintain Boyah's current overall posting average (Daily average #posts from date of Boyah debut: 630/day), the date of our 2,000,000th post will occur considerably earlier: about 1,587 days from the date of the millionth post, or 1,009 days from the submission of this post, on August 28th, 2015.

[spoiler]Both of these approximations assume that our current average is the lowest it will ever be.  Hopefully we can make that a reality. [/spoiler]

[don't let's]

Boyah should die for all our sakes

[PLEASEHELP1991]

fun fact: no one cares

FUN FACT

GO DIE FROM AIDS