My letter of complaint against Boyah.

[V]

I was so pleased by the response to my last letter that I decided to write another one. Don't worry; I have plenty of new stuff to say about boyah and its advocates. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: An armed revolt against boyah is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified. Like other subversive converts to sesquipedalianism, boyah has a finely honed ability to intensify race hatred. That being the case, we obviously can infer that it is absolutely determined to believe that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids, and it's not about to let facts or reason get in its way. I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see boyah open the floodgates of authoritarianism. It makes me want to give the needy a helping hand, as opposed to an elbow in the face, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that boyah's claim that its muddleheaded, mumpish gestapo is a benign and charitable agency is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind.

Because I'm oversimplifying things a little here, because I clearly stand foursquare in defense of liberty, freedom of speech, and the right to criticize the worst types of pestiferous segregationists I've ever seen, and because one of the most mind-numbing mysteries for those of us who don't like boyah is trying to understand people who do, we can conclude that I don't care what others say about boyah. It's still poxy, grotty, and it intends to cashier anyone who tries to deal with the relevant facts. I frequently talk about how boyah's prophecies are built on a backlash fueled by anger -- in the form of resentment, spite, vengeance, envy, loss, and bitterness over declining status -- on the part of gloomy malingerers. I would drop the subject, except that I undoubtedly hope you're not being misled by the "new boyah". Only its methods and tactics have changed. Boyah's goal is still the same: to destroy all tradition, all morality, and the entire democratic system. That's why I'm telling you that the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how avaricious and out-of-touch boyah has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how we must shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas. Our children depend on that. Boyah's perceptions always follow the same pattern. It puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it.

In such a brief letter as this, I certainly cannot refute all the rantings of insipid nose-in-the-air snobs, but perhaps I can brush away some of their most deliberate and flagrant teachings. One might conclude that boyah has managed to elude any direct ties to specific acts of negligence -- no small feat considering its history. Alternatively, one might conclude that by next weekend, boyah will turn its back on those who need it the most. In either case, I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people. I can therefore assure you that I frequently wish to tell boyah that except for a few bright spots, its doctrines are absolutely obstinate. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. I can reword my point as follows. Aside from a few exceptions, this statement is definitely valid.

I wouldn't want to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. I would, on the other hand, love to dole out acerbic criticism of boyah and its phalanx of pesky adulators. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. If we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to reveal the truth about boyah's nostrums. I have two words for boyah: Grow up! A brief study of sociology will show one inescapable fact: No matter what terms are used, boyah's utterances are militant to the core. Now, that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter. So let me corroborate it by saying that boyah spouts the same bile in everything it writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue it's excited about this week is Jacobinism, which says to me that it appears that, for boyah, "open-mindedness" isn't a policy or a belief, but a flag to wave when it feels like it, and one to hide when it doesn't suit its purposes. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to boyah.

Boyah is completely versipellous. When it's among plebeians, boyah warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against defeatism. But when boyah's safely surrounded by its grunts, it instructs them to threaten the common good. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that boyah's hastily mounted campaigns have created a hopeless universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. Only within this universe does it make sense to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. And, only if we tell boyah what we all think of it -- and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use -- can we destroy this prurient universe of boyah's and halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction. I may be beating a dead horse here, but I do want to point out that boyah's older reinterpretations of historic events were scummy enough. Its latest ones are unquestionably beyond the pale. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that boyah's fantasy is to leach integrity and honor from our souls. It dreams of a world that grants it such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of gnosticism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that boyah has vanity without pride, voluptuousness without taste, and learning without wisdom. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: I sincerely don't know how to deal with crafty, feral nonentities. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly boyah itself or one of its lackeys, will write a cold-blooded piece about how sick I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

[Daddy]

I would lock this but I lol'd

[SBKT]

By the ay it's acting, I was told, it's only becoming more like a democratic system.

I could only skim it, it was really long. Nicely worded, though.

[Necro]

I lol'd

[The artist formally known]

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