some guy kept texting me yesterday

[Samus Aran]

he sent the same text about 8 times. or at least, i'm assuming it's the same one. i stopped reading them after the third duplicate. this was over a period of about two hours.

"found ur truck started twice but cant keep it running. time to googgle me more ideas."

[YPrrrr]

Wrong numbers are silly

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i keep getting strange messages from someone whose family seems to neglect him 

[ME##]

he sent the same text about 8 times. or at least, i'm assuming it's the same one. i stopped reading them after the third duplicate. this was over a period of about two hours.

"found ur truck started twice but cant keep it running. time to googgle me more ideas."

sry those were meant for me

[snoorkel]

the same goddamn number has been calling me every day for 10 days or so and last time I gave in and answered it was time warner trying to upgrade my service but the guy was really nice so I had to politely decline by offering he call me back after my next bill (that was like 2 months ago lol) so I am afraid to answer again

[Kalahari Inkantation]

oh god, maybe it's joe's brother

[silvertone]

someone calls me about their pink shoes. and i am like lol you aint gettin you shoes back.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

here it is transcribed from my abandoned google voice number:
"Hey! It's your cousin, Michael. I just wanted to let you know I made the football team. I did good. I know you haven't talked to me in a while, so please call me back."
(the recording was rife with several more grammatical errors, so he was probably retarded)

[Hippopo]

I always inform the mysterious texter that they got the wrong number.

[?????]

I usually pretend I am the person that people think I am. Then I pretend like I thought they were someone else too.