zombie apocalypse

[hobbit]

zombie apocalypse needs to happen i'm sick of all these fucking people societies need to dismantled, people need to learn to be self sufficient again, and i want an kill my neighbors stupid fucking yippy dogs that fucking bark ALL THETIME they never shut up and there's 5 of them. i want to punt those god damn dogs always barking in the middle of the night SHUT UP!!!!!

i also want a katana and revolver as part of my daily attire.

[silvertone]

I, too, am a man who wishes that a katana and revolver be part of his daily attire. However killing dogs is way too fucking far man.

[Socks]

i approve this message for president.

[hobbit]

I, too, am a man who wishes that a katana and revolver be part of his daily attire. However killing dogs is a way too fucking far man.

they're too small and weak to survive anyway. they're footballs with legs. they'd make good jerky. well, probably not. fuck those dogs. they never shutup!!!!

[applesauce]

I, too, am a man who wishes that a katana and revolver be part of his daily attire. However killing dogs is a way too fucking far man.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/09/04/ind-state-police-nab-i-65-%E2%80%98samurai%E2%80%99/

[snoorkel]

At the Lake County, Ind. jail, the offender announced he was “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs,” state police said. He was charged with attempted carjacking, resisting law enforcement and possession of marijuana.

Tripping

Of course, it was probably just the marijuana, which is a hallucinogen