BADASS SHIT YOUR PARENT'S DID

[strongbad]

my parents biked across the country when they got married
and my dad paraglides

that is the extent

[snoorkel]

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-10-06/petters-group-trustee-sues-firm-for-105-million.html
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daddy tried to murder my mom once 

[strongbad]

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-10-06/petters-group-trustee-sues-firm-for-105-million.html
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lol

[LCK]

shit i dunno
my mom rolled a corvette once
also i'm pretty sure my dad haunts the meat department at my local Hy-vee now

[bluaki]

My mom used to handle animals like vultures, falcons, snakes, and more daily
that's all I can think of

[Hiro]

why

I dunno something about hating his dad I guess

[piano moths]

my dad used to be in a motorcycle gang and did a bunch of psychedelics and once when we were younger had 1000 pounds of marijuana in the house that belonged to his supplier friend and he kept it their and was allowed to smoke as much as he wants. he also put together an old porsche with his friend and it's pretty sick.

my mom followed the grateful dead and did lots of mushrooms and stuff.

[Mando Pandango]

my dad used to be in a motorcycle gang and did a bunch of psychedelics and once when we were younger had 1000 pounds of marijuana in the house that belonged to his supplier friend and he kept it their and was allowed to smoke as much as he wants. he also put together an old porsche with his friend and it's pretty sick.

my mom followed the grateful dead and did lots of mushrooms and stuff.

none of this surprises me