Feelin good

[applesauce]

So I just ate the best meal I've had in about a week, and then promptly took the biggest shit I've had in recent memory.

I feel so good.

[Thyme]

You forgot something important in your post.

[spoiler]No, no. You do it.[/spoiler]

[Socks]

I have eaten nothing today and hardly had any liquid, and very little the previous day. The binge you see.

[?????]

I once had turds so big that my anus bled.

true story

[Travis]

I once had turds so big that my anus bled.

true story

you need more Fiber

[?????]

you need more Fiber

I know. I've started eating more fiber.

[snoorkel]

I know. I've started eating more fiber.

Have you ever tried Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran?

It's the most delicious cereal invented by man.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I hate when the poop is so big that it rips your asshole and you hop up in pain.

the pain always lingers for a few seconds.

[silvertone]

why does it hurt when i pee

[?????]

I hate when the poop is so big that it rips your asshole and you hop up in pain.

the pain always lingers for a few seconds.

Yeah, that happened when I bled from my anus. It reminds me of the feeling in my mouth after eating spicy food. But, you know, in my anus.

Have you ever tried Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran?

It's the most delicious cereal invented by man.

I like Honey Bunches of Oats