moments when you are going to do something then forget to do what you're doing

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Wallago, I got up  to use the bathroom and i went took my contacts out and came back in here.

I have to pee really bad, damnit.


Also, earlier today I went to wash my hands, I turned the water on, lathered the soap, and then turned off the water. COMPLETELY SKIPPING RINSE! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

i have been posting alot about urination and pooping I hope you don't mind.

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Everytime I walk into the garage I have a brain fart.

[Mando Pandango]

Putting objects from the kitchen in various other places in the kitchen where they're not supposed to go. ie milk in the cupboard with the glasses.

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Once I put my dirty laundry in the trash. I tried putting my dirty dishes in the trash too.

Also, I've peed into my trash can before.

On purpose.

[Travis]

The other day me and my friends went to the bowling alley in my friend's big red minivan and I was so stoned I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR OF THE VAN

luckily nothing was taken out of the van

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Once I put my dirty laundry in the trash. I tried putting my dirty dishes in the trash too.

Also, I've peed into my trash can before.

On purpose.

what do you have against your trash?

[Blaze-Senpai]

Roughly half of my day sometimes.

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what do you have against your trash?

I once accidentally spilled the trash on myself

[snoorkel]

being high and on the internet