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What's the worst thing that ever happened to you?

Started by 6M69I69B9, June 06, 2007, 12:51:53 PM

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Hiro

I ran into the corner of a coffee table when I was 3 and had a seizure, and I had tons of seizures as a baby and toddller because of that, and now intense heat makes me lightheaded and get tunnel vision and I fainted last year for no reason.

SBKT

Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.

My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.


Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.

6M69I69B9

Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.

My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.


Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Well I was going with the 2nd story you told. Tell your sister that she's my hero.
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





SBKT

Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.

My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.


Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Well I was going with the 2nd story you told. Tell your sister that she's my hero.
Sure thing. She'll appreciate your kind words, I hope. She might kick my ass for talking abuot this.

6M69I69B9

Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:42:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.

My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.


Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Well I was going with the 2nd story you told. Tell your sister that she's my hero.
Sure thing. She'll appreciate your kind words, I hope. She might kick my ass for talking abuot this.
It's not even that embarrassing or is it about keeping an image of what your sister looks like...
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





superclucky

kewns are smelly

6M69I69B9

Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





MARIOMANIAC21

 The worst things are:
- Getting the skin of my left are scraped off
- Finding out my uncle got shot and died
- Being chased by a dog that has rabies

superclucky

Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
I called myself fat.  powerofone;
*Pokes fat* YOU GOT MY FUCKING FINGER STUCK, BITCH! argh;
Oh, you went between my bone joints.  caterpie;
kewns are smelly

6M69I69B9

Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
I called myself fat.  powerofone;
*Pokes fat* YOU GOT MY FUCKING FINGER STUCK, BITCH! argh;
Oh, you went between my bone joints.  caterpie;
I can't get it out still!!!  gonk;


I'mma die because of poking someone!  sweat;
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





LCK

Oh ya, I forgot something.
On my fourth birthday I was naked, and I was going to take a bath. I ran into the bathroom, and slipped on some water. As I fell, my chin landed on the sharpest part of our plastic garbage can. There was a gash in my chin, and blood all over the bathroom floor.
All I remember is my Mexican cousin coming in and shrieking over all the blood. I've never heard him scream like that. caterpie;
It hurt like hell, and I got 6 stitches. I can still feel the stitches.
Although, this is nothing compared to those other two incidents.

SBKT

Quote from: LCK on June 06, 2007, 05:35:57 PM
Oh ya, I forgot something.
On my fourth birthday I was naked, and I was going to take a bath. I ran into the bathroom, and slipped on some water. As I fell, my chin landed on the sharpest part of our plastic garbage can. There was a gash in my chin, and blood all over the bathroom floor.
All I remember is my Mexican cousin coming in and shrieking over all the blood. I've never heard him scream like that. caterpie;
It hurt like hell, and I got 6 stitches. I can still feel the stitches.
Although, this is nothing compared to those other two incidents.
I dunno how when it was so many years ago... Stitches I used to think peeled off. I was stupid back then.

6M69I69B9

Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: LCK on June 06, 2007, 05:35:57 PM
Oh ya, I forgot something.
On my fourth birthday I was naked, and I was going to take a bath. I ran into the bathroom, and slipped on some water. As I fell, my chin landed on the sharpest part of our plastic garbage can. There was a gash in my chin, and blood all over the bathroom floor.
All I remember is my Mexican cousin coming in and shrieking over all the blood. I've never heard him scream like that. caterpie;
It hurt like hell, and I got 6 stitches. I can still feel the stitches.
Although, this is nothing compared to those other two incidents.
I dunno how when it was so many years ago... Stitches I used to think peeled off. I was stupid back then.
I never had stitches.  awesome;
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





Wrench


6M69I69B9

Quote from: Retard on June 06, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
The worst things are:
- Getting the skin of my left are scraped off
- Finding out my uncle got shot and died
- Being chased by a dog that has rabies

Aww... I don't care about deaths unless they're really close to me and I think the 3rd one is the worst.
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


Quote from: Travis on March 01, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on March 01, 2018, 06:15:08 PM
Technology and globalism go hand and hand. If you want to be on the forefront of technology then you gotta be global

the earth is flat you globecuck





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