Texts From Last Night

[Selkie]

I hate it and I hate how every single one is just some dumb slut talking about how easy she is. And I hate how all the dumb facebook sluts re-post them on their friend's wall like "omG tHiS is jUsT lIkE you whoreeeeee"

But this one is by far the best one ever...

"(603):

So squirting runs in the family."

[Commander Fuckass]

(803):
i just lost my virginity to a doctors probe... it was !