times where you saw people get owned by the universe

[Commander Fuckass]

A bunch of people slipped walking out to their cars today.

It was hilarious

[Samus Aran]

lol southerners

[ncba93ivyase]

lol southerners

[YPrrrr]

Sports are great for people getting owned by the universe

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDbEX666G3Y[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQODOvrWMs[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idzt4w6CTAo[/youtube]

[Daddy]

http://www.laineygossip.com/Lady-Gaga-Oscars-Most-Unwelcome/29567

good lady gaga is a racist 

[ME##]

http://www.laineygossip.com/Lady-Gaga-Oscars-Most-Unwelcome/29567

good lady gaga is a racist 

she was born that way, guido

[ncba93ivyase]

as some may have briefly seen, i tried to post a link to the metacritic page for the new south park game

unfortunetely it won't work as there's a the in the title

shaking my fucking head

[Clara Listensprechen]

I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe.  I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.

[silvertone]

I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe.  I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.

like new orleans and katrina. that is why i never wanted to send relief because the Tao had that happen for a good reason.

[Clara Listensprechen]

I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe.  I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.

like new orleans and katrina. that is why i never wanted to send relief because the Tao had that happen for a good reason.

Ah, that's something of a misunderstanding of karma, which is a human-generated thing.  Weather doesn't fall into that realm. Karma is when what you do (what others do) has consequences.  It's a human cause and effect sort of thing.

I guess it's a good time to mention that I'm a time traveler, and whether or not "the universe" owns people also depends on which universe we're talking about.  

There was a reason why Katrina happened, but it was totally a mechanical thing that no human has control over, but that humans have the power to both anticipate and prepare for, as well as repair damages from.  Why repair when hurricanes are known to hit?  Because it's a vital port, that's why.  This universe has ordained that what gets destroyed in important ports shall be rebuilt so that the port may continue to operate.  In the universe of "job creators", repeated disasters means repeating rebuilding, which repeatedly creates jobs.  That's why "job creators" love war, too--rebuilding is always good for business.

[strongbad]

One of my favorite moments.
I was looking at the corner of a building. I saw one cyclist going down one side and one going down the other. If they kept going they would surely hit each other at the vertex. I almost said "look out!!!" But something stopped me and I just let reality experience itself. The two bikers crashed and it was a beautiful thing to witness. They were both fine but embarrassed.

[silvertone]

I've lost track of how many times I've seen people PWNED by the universe.  I do know that it happens and there's a good reason for people who believe in karma to believe.

like new orleans and katrina. that is why i never wanted to send relief because the Tao had that happen for a good reason.

Ah, that's something of a misunderstanding of karma, which is a human-generated thing.  Weather doesn't fall into that realm. Karma is when what you do (what others do) has consequences.  It's a human cause and effect sort of thing.

I guess it's a good time to mention that I'm a time traveler, and whether or not "the universe" owns people also depends on which universe we're talking about. 

There was a reason why Katrina happened, but it was totally a mechanical thing that no human has control over, but that humans have the power to both anticipate and prepare for, as well as repair damages from.  Why repair when hurricanes are known to hit?  Because it's a vital port, that's why.  This universe has ordained that what gets destroyed in important ports shall be rebuilt so that the port may continue to operate.  In the universe of "job creators", repeated disasters means repeating rebuilding, which repeatedly creates jobs.  That's why "job creators" love war, too--rebuilding is always good for business.

i see. i was just being a shit had and attributing Nature (as in everything non human) to be the universe.

[Clara Listensprechen]

Yup.  The weather is not the universe. ^_^