Sometimes women poop on the operating table when they shoot babies out.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

also their brains shrink when they are pregnant.

This shit is gross. Why don't women just poop before they give birth? Is it because their brains are small so they can't remember how to use toilets?

If my baby momma pooped on the table, I would never let her forget it. I would also bring it up when my kids friend's came over. It would be one of those embarrassing family stories.

"HEY KIDS YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT JEFFIE'S BIRTH? HIS MOMMA POOPED ON THE OPERATING TABLE. YEAH IT WAS PRETTY GROSS. HERE ARE THE PICS."

That will teach that fucking cunt to leave me. I thought that shit was funny (lol), but no. bitches got to be sensitive about discussing accidental poops. Kids poop on themselves all the time, and they aren't really ashamed. Dumb bitch of a wife. Hope her ass prolapses.

anyway discuss gross things you learned today.

[Samus Aran]

well i imagine you can't really get up to go to the bathroom too easily when you're in labor for hours

[Thyme]

[Nyerp]

...what

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i don't know what i'm looking at but i think i'm going to vomit

[Hiro]

oh god i laughed thyme
[spoiler]it looks delicious :'([/spoiler]

[Andria]

so thyme like chubby girls and pregnant lady poop 

[wawi]

girlz r gross

[YPrrrr]

I think of that every time I see notsid on facebook

[silvertone]

Dear Women. Quit Being Idiots. Love everyone else.

[me003]

wow thyme that mindfucked me.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

YOU SHOULD ALL COME TO ASHEVILLE AND WE WILL EAT HOGZILLA.

[C.Mongler]

vid or gtfo

[Cookie]

women are stupid