RULES OF THE INTERNET.

[Silverhawk79]

OBEY OR BE DESTROYED.

    *  Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
    * Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
    * Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
    * Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
    * Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
    * Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
    * Rule 7: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
    * Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
    * Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
    * Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
    * Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
    * Rule 12: Lurk moar.
    * Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
    * Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
    * Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
    * Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
    * Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
    * Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
    * Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
    * Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
    * Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
    * Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
    * Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
    * Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
    * Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
    * Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
    * Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
    * Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
    * Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
    * Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
    * Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
    * Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
    * Rule 33: It's a trap.
    * Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
    * Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
    * Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
    * Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
    * Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
    * Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
    * Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
    * Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
    * Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
    * Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
    * Rule 44: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
    * Rule 45: Snape killed Dumbledore.
    * Rule 46: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
    * Rule 47: Nagas stole your bike.
    * Rule 48: It will always need moar sauce.
    * Rule 49: The internet makes you stupid.
    * Rule 50: Anything can be a meme.
    *  Rule 51:Longcat is looooooooooong.
    * Rule 52: If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
    * Rule 53: Anonymous is a virgin by default.
    * Rule 54: Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
    * Rule 55: CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
    * Rule 56: Don't mess with football.
    * Rule 57: MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
    * Rule 58: Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
    * Rule 59: The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
    * Rule 60: If you say Candlejack, you w
    * Rule 61: You cannot divide by zero.
    * Rule 62: The internet is SERIOUS CragING BUSINESS.
    * Rule 63: If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
    * Rule 64: Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
    * Rule 65: Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
    * Rule 66: This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
    * Rule 67: One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
    * Rule 68: Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
    * Rule 69: LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
    * Rule 70: Also, cocks.
    * Rule 71: This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
    * Rule 72: Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
    * Rule 73: If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
    * Rule 74: If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
    * Rule 75: Around Snacks, CP is lax.
    * Rule 76: All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
    * Rule 77: Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
    * Rule 78: Mods are Craging fags. No exceptions.
    * Rule 79: All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
    * Rule 80: No matter how cute it is, it probably skullCraged your mother last night.
    * Rule 81: That's not mud.
    * Rule 82: Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
    * Rule 83: The Internet is SERIOUS CragING BUSINESS.
    * Rule 84: Rule 87 is true.
    * Rule 85: Yes, it is some chickens.
    * Rule 86: Bobba bobba is bobba.
    * Rule 87: Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
    * Rule 88: If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
    * Rule 89: If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
    * Rule 90: Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
    * Rule 91: Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
    * Rule 92: Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
    * Rule 93: Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
    * Rule 94: If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
    * Rule 95: Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
    * Rule 96: I am a huge . Please rape my face.
    * Rule 97: Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
    * Rule 98: Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
    * Rule 99: If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
    * Rule 100: ZOMG NONE
    * Rule 101: Ignore Eminem.




Obey Eminem.

[Daddy]

Thanks.

[Silverhawk79]

Thanks.

Anytime.

[Daddy]

Thanks.

Anytime.

You are really incredible.  flower;

[V]

Thread is full o' win.  caterpie;

[Feynman]

Awesome, thanks.

[mariofreak55]

Cool thread.

[ClassicTyler]

Great! I was following the rules the WHOLE time. awesome;

[Pele]

I was doing it wrong all along.