Lest we remember how I came to power.

[Samus Aran]

"Sorry babe, I can't sleep with you. You're not Kawaii desu~ enough for me."

>implying i would ever have the opportunity to reject a girl let alone even have one want me in the first place

[Classic]

lol @ you guys having to look at porn. 

[Nyerp]

lol @ you guys having to look at porn. 

do you hate yourself for being a whore

[Classic]

I'm not a whore, really. I haven't been sleeping with anyone lately, and I rarely feel the need to masturbate.

[Samus Aran]

yep probably

[Classic]

Poor Ryan.

[burzumfan420]

wait girls goto anime conventinos?

[Nyerp]

wait girls goto anime conventinos?

yes

fat ones

[burzumfan420]

lijke american thin or actually skinny

[Samus Aran]

some girls that go to anime conventions aren't even actually girls though

[ME##]

some girls that go to anime conventions aren't even actually girls though

but then that means...


then they're....


hold on a second...

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but then that means...


then they're....


hold on a second...

hott?

[Samus Aran]

mmmm hideyoshi

[Nyerp]

hide yoshi or the con-goers might get him...

[Samus Aran]

lol