WHAT THE HELL WHY DID I JOIN COSMIC BREAK

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So now I joined another MMO after getting pissed at the large amounts of philippines players on Getamped 2, and account thefts, and HEROOO, and for a while there was this one really stupid young woman.

By stupid, I mean I don't see her as even being smart enough to breathe without assistance.

She said she joined Cosmic Break and they actually collected screenshots of her bitching about me and some buddies on Getamped2, the thread was removed shortly after. So I joined to look for the dumb broad and found nothing, buuut..

Holy crap, those things are huge. And they bounce!

At that point my mind was lost.

Then I saw the Cannonballer, which is the shittiest thing in the game, and I realized what I had to do. I had to kill the most overpowered pay-to-win robot with that piece of shit, and I'll do it in style.

So now I have four dozen robots, all good, and 3 cannonballers, one of them is painted black and named Chad Warden.

... I'm pretty sure there's something wrong and I need psychiatric aid.