My wife of 3 years just told me she doesnt like anime

[Sillbury]

wat

[sans culottes]

fuck
fuck her
fuck her brains
fuck her brains out

[Samus Aran]

the first step of a healthy anime relationship is to talk to your partner about the risks of watching anime together and to make sure you're both ready for that kind of commitment

and once you begin becoming active with anime, be sure to move slowly and be aware of the comfort zones of your partner. for example, you should not go from lucky star to gantz. it might damage your relationship.

[Samus Aran]

Start with Muki.

she's not an anime character

[Nyerp]

i would play vocaloid while my wife and i would make love

[Samus Aran]

Vocaloid's not a game either

Hatsune Miku: Project Diva is though

[Samus Aran]

[Nyerp]

Vocaloid's not a game either

Hatsune Miku: Project Diva is though

um ok i meant the music retard

and now she's gone

[Thyme]

what is this thread and why does it have two pages

[Nyerp]

what is this thread and why does it have two pages

anime is the #3 reason for divorces in the us and canada, this is serious

[Thyme]

anime is the #3 reason for divorces in the us and canada, this is serious

Oh ok, sorry.

[Samus Aran]

it's why i'll be forever alone

[burzumfan420]

Ok crazy ass night

First my mom kept me all up crying about how gary moore died. (i think he was in  thin lizzy) Apparently my mom can notice when her fave musician dies but not even her sons birthday. I told her about the anime incident and how i am thinking about getting a divorce. she just got disgusted with me and hanged up. Fuck the bitch
My mom kept me up long enough for my wife to become tired and needing to sleep. She tried to make me feel better by having sex (angry sex is great, you arent living if you never had Angry Sex.) i pretty much pass out after orgasmsing (is that a word)?   then the next morning at work where i was just talking to a coworker about it and he is the ONLY one who understands and agreed with getting a divorce over this. well my wife calls me at work and tells me she is pregnant, i told her we will talk about it when  I get home.
after work i get home and we pretty muche yelled at each other until we decided to compromise... Keeping the baby and being married as long as she promises to watch 3 different anime shows all the way through (but they can't be a never ending series or an extremely long one)


I was thinking about having her watch the Dragon Ball GT (it is cute/funny and not too hard to get into) Death note (it really good) and I don't know the third one will be yet.... suggestions??

[Samus Aran]

i suggest Oruchuban Ebichu, it has a very cute hamster

[Nyerp]

dont make her watch GT shell hate anime 4ever