Oh Golly Gee, Seems as though I've been banned

[Slim]

Dear Ezlo,

Impersonation is a crime punishable by up to 90 years in prison and possibly beheading.

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Is emulation a crime too?--because I've been emulating you since the the first post of yours that I saw. <3
In a way, I think it could be said that all of us try to impersonate you.

[Daphnia]

Is emulation a crime too?--because I've been emulating you since the the first post of yours that I saw. <3
In a way, I think it could be said that all of us try to impersonate you.

When I dream, I dream of you. I dream of us, married. In a small studio apartment in the upper east side. You, a successful banker, smart in your flannel button downs watching football on a Sunday afternoon. Me, drawing a fresh apple pie from the oven as I ward off our small black lab with my right foot. I look up across the kitchen to see you gazing deeply into my eyes. I lose my balance momentarily, and the dog, now free, runs into my calf. I try to regain balance, but the pie slips off the baking sheet onto my foot as I fall over yelping, hitting my head on the open oven door. My arm hits the open door as well. It breaks above the elbow and falls into the oven. I curse you as an excruciating wave of pain knocks me unconscious. You've ruined my life, you ungrateful curd! I will never forgive you for this!

[Slim]

When I dream, I dream of you. I dream of us, married. In a small studio apartment in the upper east side. You, a successful banker, smart in your flannel button downs watching football on a Sunday afternoon. Me, drawing a fresh apple pie from the oven as I ward off our small black lab with my right foot. I look up across the kitchen to see you gazing deeply into my eyes. I lose my balance momentarily, and the dog, now free, runs into my calf. I try to regain balance, but the pie slips off the baking sheet onto my foot as I fall over yelping, hitting my head on the open oven door. My arm hits the open door as well. It breaks above the elbow and falls into the oven. I curse you as an excruciating wave of pain knocks me unconscious. You've ruined my life, you ungrateful curd! I will never forgive you for this!

Yeah, I dream of that sort of thing all the time too--except when I dream about you, it tends to involve a little more nudity and raw sex. <3

[Daddy]

ru still band

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it's been two years already? Wow.

[Slim]

ru still band

No.