would you rather

[Tomboh]

i should go to bed

[Samus Aran]

probably the latter

at least that doesn't necessarily make my life hell when i'm NOT sucking off the horse. the smell would be a full-time ordeal, though.

[Tomboh]

id chose the first because i could move to india and no one would notice

[Samus Aran]

or France

[Nyerp]

would you have to swallow

[Selkie]

First one.

Either way, you gotta assume your social life will be shot to fuck, because knowing society, a webcam of a guy sucking a horse's dick that is updated every day would become famous within days. And you would become a notrious freak among everyone.

The first one at least doesn't destroy my dignity, and MAYBE I can find a cologne or deodorant strong enough to counter the smell. I can maybe even hire the guy from Perfume lolz

[Nyerp]

First one.

Either way, you gotta assume your social life will be shot to fuck, because knowing society, a webcam of a guy sucking a horse's dick that is updated every day would become famous within days. And you would become a notrious freak among everyone.

The first one at least doesn't destroy my dignity, and MAYBE I can find a cologne or deodorant strong enough to counter the smell. I can maybe even hire the guy from Perfume lolz

i believe the point of these things is that there is no way around either option; you have to live them full on

dumbfuck

[Hippopo]

Wait.  Aren't both options supposed to be bad?

[ME##]

Wait.  Aren't both options supposed to be bad?

gurl, u nasty

[Hippopo]

gurl, u nasty

[ME##]

watcha doin'?

[Hippopo]

watcha doin'?

You don't want to know. 

[burzumfan420]

would u rather wake up to find ur dick has been cut off

[Cookie]

would rather army craw naked through 4 miles of broken glass or have you dick pulled and used a jump rope?

[Tomboh]

would rather army craw naked through 4 miles of broken glass or have you dick pulled and used a jump rope?

the second one

i like to jump rope