I just put my retainer on for the first time in months

[strongbad]

It hurtsssss 

[Hippopo]

Mine doesn't even fit anymore. 

[ncba93ivyase]

i never bothered wearing mine because it stunk and made me want to grind my teeth

[??????]

my top-row retainer felt "off" and it pissed me off so i stopped wearing it

then i stopped wearing my bottom row ones a few weeks afterwards
the bottom ones still fit a bit--the top still feels "off"

they have pictures of a cat embedded in them 

[Travis]

I never had braces

[Commander Fuckass]

i dont have teeth 

[YPrrrr]

I only wear my bottom one anymore but I haven't been able to find it since Thanksgiving

[Daddy]

I only wear my bottom one anymore but I haven't been able to find it since Thanksgiving

YOU CAN TELL YOU ARE FROM PENNSYLVANIA FROM READING THIS POST

[YPrrrr]

YOU CAN TELL YOU ARE FROM PENNSYLVANIA FROM READING THIS POST

Really? Do tell


Lack of prepositions perhaps?

[burzumfan420]

pa pride dont fuck wit us

[burzumfan420]

party ova here fuck u over there

[burzumfan420]

b1tch fuck with us i am king kong 

[burzumfan420]

 stupid idiot baby aint g0tta thing 2 say

[Samus Aran]

i have a permanent bottom retainer

and i stopped wearing my top one about a year after i got it, and never looked back

[Thyme]

I never had braces