OK, so you're a fucking pokemon.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Whatever 1 you want to be.

I Don't Give a FUUUUUUUUck.

What pokemon do you want to challenge? You're going to win the battle, cuz that would fucking suck to lose in a hypothetical fight with imaginary creatures.

Anyways, I would beat the hell out of a dunsparce. assholes can't evolve and look stupid as all get out.

Megapunch the shit right outta him.

[spoiler]I'd be primeape, cause he looks like he can mess someone up good[/spoiler]

[me003]

assholes can't evolve and look stupid as all get out.

the fuck pokemon is an assholes?

[Commander Fuckass]

Charizard  then I would Ember Bellsprout

[rdl]

crunch on some bidoof

[Cookie]

I read this as "Ok, so you're fucking a pokemon" And I kept reading the thread wondering why you wanted to fuck Charizard.

[Samus Aran]

I read this as "Ok, so you're fucking a pokemon" And I kept reading the thread wondering why you wanted to fuck Charizard.

[insert joke about people reading what they want to read, etc.]

[ME##]

RELAXO

[Kalahari Inkantation]

snorelax

[strongbad]

I'd be squirtle

[C.Mongler]

ITT people who can't read

[Wrench]

Lickitung bitch

even though Charmeleon is my #1 favorite, I love Lickitung

[spaceman]

a snorlax who kicks garchomps ass.

i hate garchomp.

he's a bitch.

[burzumfan420]

i would shoot mew two in the nads