I met a girl at the ASHEVILLE DRUM CIRCLE.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

So, The Asheville Drum Circle happens every friday night in some park in New York

haha fuck you, it actually happens in Asheville, NC.

ANYWAYS, hippies and homeless people from all over town bring their djimbes and other african drums and we all jam into one loud banging mass.

One asshole brought a guitar, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 

So, I was getting my groove on, diggin on those phat african beats, when I notice a girl across from me.

I yell to her "YOU'RE A GREAT DANCER"

"THANKS YOU TOO"

Introductions take place, then we end up dancing together for like an hour or something, then she decides to leave. After about fifteen minutes, I leave as well.

So I'm walking down the street, and I get to the corner when all of a sudden I see the girl coming up to me.

"Hey, so I wrote down my number, you can call if you want to"

"Yeah! I'll totally call, you seem like a pretty cool chick."

So, we end up going on a date to this place called the Wedge Brewery, in the River Arts district. They show a movie called Wings of Desire by Wim Wenders, you may know of it's american remake City of Angels

I had a vegan tamale for supper, it was ok.

Anyway, we go back to her place, and we end up watching some Seinfeld.

[spoiler]"MAKE YOUR OWN PIE" Pizzeria is a great idea btw.[/spoiler]

[Hiro]

sounds ballin mayne

[Nyerp]

what's the moral of this story

i am unsatisfied

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

what's the moral of this story

i am unsatisfied

don't get vegan tamales.

make sure they come fresh from your local gas station freezer.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I feel like I've read this before every other day maybe or I might just kind of be imagining things sort of probably but most likely not.

[Socks]

I feel like I've read this before every other day maybe or I might just kind of be imagining things sort of probably but most likely not.

would you believe in a love at first sight? yes i'm certain that it happens all the time.

[C.Mongler]

this story didnt involve drugs im bored

[Mando Pandango]

That drum circle sounds like the epitome of everything I hate.

[burzumfan420]

actually drums rule 

more drums= better the song is

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

this story didnt involve drugs im bored

this one guy was tripping on something, shrooms I guess.

anyways, he was running around banging on people's drums and letting his tongue hang out.

he drooled on my shoe.

[sans culottes]

that whole scenario is very hipster
but in a good way