ITT: Your first crush

[ME##]

ME86 I thought you were gay

[Swift]

Kristen, liked her way back in first grade.  I confessed my love to her in the fourth grade but it never went farther than that.  I was so shy.   

And we've had many classes together. 

[rdl]

2nd grade i liked a girl named mona, sort of, because she was pretty much my only friend. i liked her only because i thougth she liked me though.

my real first crush was this girl named april. she moved later that year. until pretty much 9th grade i had a crush on a different girl pretty much every year.

i wish i had pics of april

[Daddy]

in kindergarten i thought this girl named virginia was pretty

she threw up one day and i never saw her again.

it looked like italian dressing

the oily kind

[ME##]

in kindergarten i thought this girl named virginia was pretty

she threw up one day and i never saw her again.

it looked like italian dressing

the oily kind

oh god, that sounds horrible

[Travis]

in kindergarten this girl puked all over herself and it looked like pea soup

it ruined pea soup for me forever

[Nyerp]

one time this black girl said she felt sick so the other black kids started naming foods such as "collard greens, corn bread, and fried chicken" and she puked all over the desk

[C.Mongler]

ITT: Your first experience with someone throwing up in public

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

We were playing football with some friends way back when and one of them was complaining about a stomach ache (call him adam). So we're tossing the pig here and there and someone tosses the ball at adam who isn't looking. The ball connects with his stomach and his head flies back with projectile vomit shooting out of his mouth. It was the funniest, pukiest game of catch I have ever witnessed.

[??????]

on the bus to school i was feeling sick and some girl wasn't wearing her Eagles jacket and i used that to vomit inside.

she didn't take it well when she discovered my oatmeal lodged in her eagles jacket--and she never found out who did it 

[Nyerp]

clucky: hiding her bulimia problems at an early age

[rdl]

one time this kid came over to my house and my mom kept trying to give him orange soda and he kept saying no. so eventually he took the drink and halfway through the glass he puked all over the carpet. it was mostly liquid, but there were some chunks.

[burzumfan420]

i remember going to church and puking infront of everyone. idk why i puked a lot as a kid.

[don't let's]

Ana. She lived in the house behind me. I was around 10 maybe. I don't actually remember. This is now depressing.

[Samus Aran]

i love how this thread is now largely  about vomiting