Which one feels much more pleasurable?

[Samus Aran]

that depends

which jrpg am i playing on a handheld system whilst i do this?

[Nyerp]

that depends

which jrpg am i playing on a handheld system whilst i do this?

you play jurpigs while pissing?

[Thyme]

you play jurpigs while pissing?

that may very well be part of the joke

[Samus Aran]

you play jurpigs while pissing?

nah

actually i've never understood why it takes people more than a minute to do either one

[Nyerp]

well i only poop once every few days so i take 30 minutes each time

[??????]

well i only poop once every few days so i take 30 minutes each time

are you serious
i thought such stories were myths

[Nyerp]

are you serious
i thought such stories were myths

i thought clucky's face was a myth

[YPrrrr]

i thought clucky's face was a myth

Oh Clucky's a myth alright

[ME##]

Oh Clucky's a myth alright

ich liebe dich 

[??????]

i thought clucky's face was a myth

it is 
but goddamn i thought people shat two times a day 

[Nyerp]

you are sorely mythtaken

[Classic]

But they're both such wonderful activities. :'(

Shitting.

[Hiro]

well i only poop once every few days so i take 30 minutes each time

this is me 

[strongbad]

Shitting, no contest.

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

[Wrench]

Nothing beats taking a nice dump