ITT: Bad things that will probably happen to you at College while in a dorm/aprt

Commander Fuckass · September 05, 2010, 09:51:18 PM

37. Your parents move out of the house they were at while you are at college

ME## · September 05, 2010, 09:55:49 PM

36. He steals your girlfriend.

the shortest route to the sea · September 05, 2010, 09:56:56 PM

35. You're roommate's "that guy" (gender-neutral) at parties.

Classic · September 05, 2010, 10:03:44 PM

Quote from: Lain on September 05, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
38. your roommate plays the fucking tuba all day

Bwap bwap bawwwawaaawaaaap.

34. Gay sex.

sans culottes · September 05, 2010, 10:05:37 PM

33. Your roommate is a republican

ME## · September 05, 2010, 10:08:37 PM

OOPS I GUESS I CAN'T BE YOUR ROOM MATE

32. They steal your cereal.

YPrrrr · September 06, 2010, 09:01:48 AM

31. Your roommate uses your towels to wipe up the piss and vomit from their floor after a raucous night at their frat

True story

ME## · September 06, 2010, 09:02:56 AM

30. Your room mate probably won't do anything as terrible as YPR's former room mate.

Nyerp · September 06, 2010, 09:03:43 AM

29. Fire drill at 4 AM.

ME## · September 06, 2010, 09:05:52 AM

29b. Fire drill at four in the morning in the dead of Winter and you run outside in your boxers.

Oh · September 06, 2010, 10:45:44 AM

28. Your room mate is black thus has daily holla parties.

applesauce · September 06, 2010, 11:01:39 AM

27. Your roomate prefers to sleep nude.

Classic · September 06, 2010, 11:23:58 AM

Quote from: applesauce on September 06, 2010, 11:01:39 AM
27. Your roomate prefers to sleep nude.

If he's good looking, there is no problem with this.

26. All roommates get diarrhea and food poisoning.

YPrrrr · September 06, 2010, 11:40:33 AM

25. Someone you know dies

ME## · September 06, 2010, 11:41:43 AM

24. You kill your room mate.